TAKE A LOOK AT GRANDMA

BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN I WAS JUST A KID
I USED TO GO SEE GRANDMA EVERY CHANCE I’D GET
SHE WAS ALWAYS COOKIN BACK BEHIND THE STOVE
SHE NEVER LEFT THE KITCHEN
NO SHE NEVER EVEN DROVE

NOW A DAYS ITS DIFFERENT ANY ONE CAN SEE
THERE AINT TOO MANY GRANDMAS LOOKIN LIKE AUNT BEE
NOW THEY GO OUT DANCIN,SLEEPIN IN LATE
LAWDY LAWD I THINK GRANDMA’S GOT A DATE


TAKE A LOOK AT GRANDMA-LOOK WHERE SHES AT NOW
SHES OUT THERE ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHE AINT BEHIND NO PLOW
SHE USED TO DO HER DANCIN IN THE KITCHEN
NOW SHE’S OUT ON THE TOWN
TAKE A LOOK AT GRANDMA---WATCH HER GET DOWN

SHE GOT AN ANKLE BRACELET SEQUINS IN HER HAIR
GRANDMA'S OUT ROCKIN,BUT IT AINT IN NO CHAIR
GRANDMA'S GOT A LAP TOP SHES SURFIN ON THE NET
SHE'S DRIVIN TO THE TRACK AND SHES PLACIN' HER BET
I GUESS I’M GETTING OLD,OR I DON’T KNOW WHERE ITS AT
BUT I DON’T REMEMBER GRANDMAS LOOKIN QUITE LIKE THAT

IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR IS THAT MY EX-WIFE’S MOM
SHAKIN ON THAT DANCE FLOOR WITH THAT PRETTY RED DRESS ON?