PEOPLE WORK SO HARD THESE DAYS
JUST TO PAY THEIR BILLS
FAXIN',PAGIN',BUYIN', SELLIN'
AINT GOT TIME TO CHILL
BUT THERE'S ANOTHER SIDE TO LIFE
I GOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT
SO COME ALONG WITH ME MY FRIEND-
I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO LET IT OUT
COME TO THE FAR SIDE-ITS THE PLACE TO BE
COME TO THE FAR SIDE-YOU CAN COME ALONG WITH ME
COME TO THE FAR SIDE-ITS THE PEAK OF THE WEEK
COME TO THE FAR SIDE
PARTY TIME IS WHAT YOU NEED-FORGET ABOUT YOUR CAREER
LIFE'S TOO SHORT,SO GET ON OUT
AND DELETE A COUPLE OF BEERS
NETWORK WITH YOUR WAITRESS-GET YOURSELF SOME SUDS
YOU CAN STAY CONNECTED -BY MEETIN' WITH YOUR BUDS
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PEOPLE THINK THE FAR SIDE'S JUST A CARTOON ON THE WALL
BUT I GOT NEWS..IT'S REALLY THERE
AND YOU CAN HAVE YOURSELF A BALL
ASK MY BUDDY DILBERT, HE CAN PUT YOU WISE
YOU MIGHT SEE GIRLS WITHOUT GUYS
YOU MIGHT SEE GUYS WITHOUT TIES!
NOW YOU GOT THE FACTS,JACK--TELL YA WHAT YA GOTTA DO
YOU GOTTA CUT OUT A LITTLE EARLY NOW
AINT NOBODY GONNA MISS YOU
TELL 'EM YOUR COMPUTER'S DOWN
SAY THE CABLE GUY IS DUE
TELL 'EM YOU NEED TONER--TELL 'EM YOU NEED GLUE!
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